My Butt Hurts

My butt hurts. I couldn’t figure out why…then it dawned on me. On Thursday I had to spend 8 hours sitting in a hard plastic chair as I learned how to use a crappy program. There are some perks to the program…but there are some serious design flaws. For example, whoever programmed it decided to rename “columns” to be “tasks” and “rows” to be “sets.” What the heck? If I need to redefine words in my already standard vocabulary to use your program…you suck. Pure and simple. Anyway, I get to be the friendly messenger who teaches this program to the rest of the people at my school (here’s to hoping no one shoots the messenger). And my butt hurts from that stupid plastic chair. I don’t know what hurts more, my butt, or my heart for knowing that such crappy software not only exists, but is widely used in our schools. Oh the pain.

4 thoughts on “My Butt Hurts

  1. Try living with a slow healing lower back injury for over a year. “Uncomfortable chair” takes on a whole new meaning.

  2. You wanna talk back pain? Try falling off your horse when you’re 11 years old and landing on your head, waking up in traction. I’ve had to do back excercises twice a day ever since then. My back brace and heating pad are sometimes my best friends depending on how much stupid lifting I have done. Stupid back.

  3. Try running into the wall (yeah pretty stupid huh?)well i did an i got 6 layers of 37 stiches on my forhead!! OW