CALEB: Who’s the funniest in this family?
JACK: The cat. Remember when she barfed?
CALEB, *laughing*: Barf! You’re right, it’s the cat.
SANTA: Have you done anything naughty this year?
JACK: Well, right now I’m talking to a stranger.
ME: “Don’t play with the blinds! They will break and Mom will get —?”
CALEB: “… Bored?”
JACK: “Mom, I’m going to tell you how dumb you are. You are zero dumb. You even know not to touch a dead mouse’s soft fur to your face.”
For the church play, Caleb asked if he could make his character more interesting by dressing as Electric Skeleton dressed as a shepherd.