CALEB: “I’m going to open 3 restaurants in a row called Breakfast, Lunch, & Dinner. If someone wants brunch, they can EAT IN THE HALLWAY!!!”
CALEB: “Is the tooth fairy just a middle man? Can I profit more by selling my teeth to someone straight out? Maybe I’ll try the Internet…”
Nothing like stopping in my day to sing a worship chorus to my God, with Lou at my feet requesting, “How ‘bout ‘Who Let the Dogs Out’???”
LOU: I am a princess.
ME: Very beautiful.
LOU (to our dog, Finnick, while walking away): Come along now, Richard!
CALEB: You’re weird!
ME: No, you’re weird.
CALEB: No, you’re weird!
ME: Your mama’s weird.
CALEB: No she’s not!
LOU’S PRAYER: “Our Father, thank you for this day and for all the princesses. Bless our food to Grandma. Drive safe. Amen.”
CALEB: “Mom, you’re a lot smarter than you look.”
CALEB: “It means the way you look = not smart. The way you are = smart.”
JACK (5): “You have to be 16 to drive? Do you think they’d make an exception? I’m veewey we-wyable.”
ME: “Definitely (thankfully), no.”