ME: Lou, you are a cutie pie.
LOU: Okay! Gimme some pie! How ‘bout pumpkin ’n ice cream?
(And she’s asked about 4,387 times since…)

I played some classical music. CALEB: “What’s going on? Is it winter?”

Just got ANOTHER request to do long hours of challenging design work FOR NO PAY, but for “coupons and discount cards”. #GonnaPunchAThroat

C: Don’t worry, Mom. We’ll be less disgusting when we’re older. And we won’t have toys then, we’ll replace them with the pain of hard work.

JACK: “When I’m big, I’m going to buy a house, paint it black, fill it with wolves, & rent a moon. I will be the Scary House Guy.” #ambition

ME: When you’re taller then me, you’ll help care for me and keep me safe, right?
CALEB: What!? I’ll have my own wife. You can call the army.

CALEB: “Tell me if this storyline is plausible. Would a mom name her newborn Dirt Sneeze? …No? *whispers* Dirt Sneeze is allergic to dirt.”

Countdown to Daylight Savings! Spring ahead on Sunday! Woo! Chant with me: Sun-light! Sun-light! Sun-light! #exclamationpoints #spring #woo

ME: “Jack, what school do you go to?”
JACK: “North America!”