Sometimes, I’m just thankful that unwashed laundry can’t scream.
I gathered a full week of eggs from my chickens, then sorted them based on bird and now have this little “graph” of my findings. Clearly, the White Leghorns are the winners in egg production, but I think the entire egg industry already knew that. The Orpington would be a close second if she didn’t Read More
In the middle of Nowheresville, MN. I have a feeling this town of a leather store, used tire store, & unlabeled buildings has no Starbucks.
Any of my developer friends need an app tester? I’m pretty sure my kid can find a way to permanently freeze your app in < 5 minutes.
JACK: “Let’s see, the weather forecast for today is…” *looks outside* “…SWIMMING!!!”
What would happen if I started each day with my kids saying “What should we make today?” Then moved forward with that idea sans resistance?
Think I’m more afraid of whatever voodoo will happen on July 1st when Google Reader dies, than I was with Y2K voodoo nonsense. #googlereader
ME: What’d the bear say?
JACK: Bears don’t talk.
M: Winnie the Pooh talks.
J: Yeah, someone should have got him before he started talkin’!
I hate when I call a company and get a voice response machine. One of my kids will shriek and suddenly I’m in the wrong menu & it’s Spanish.
MOTHER’S LAW: If you set an important document in plain view, it *will* get colored on.