MOTHER’S LAW: If you set an important document in plain view, it *will* get colored on.

Some nursery rhymes are a bit too close to home. “Old woman who lived in a shoe” & “Snakes & snails & puppy dogs’ tails,” I’m looking @ you.

Caleb, of his own volition, made a model of what it’d look like if someone didn’t go poop or potty for 3 days. Yeah. It looked like that.

My 16-month-old little girl points at Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins and says “Mama.” I must be doing something right in this parenting gig!

Prepping for K/1st Grade! instagram.com/p/Z6WjFVFBak/

No one is allowed to teach Louritta how to properly pronounce “amen” because I want her to end prayers with “EBay!” for as long as possible.