JACK: “Let’s see, the weather forecast for today is…” *looks outside* “…SWIMMING!!!”

What would happen if I started each day with my kids saying “What should we make today?” Then moved forward with that idea sans resistance?

Think I’m more afraid of whatever voodoo will happen on July 1st when Google Reader dies, than I was with Y2K voodoo nonsense. #googlereader

ME: What’d the bear say?
JACK: Bears don’t talk.
M: Winnie the Pooh talks.
J: Yeah, someone should have got him before he started talkin’!

I hate when I call a company and get a voice response machine. One of my kids will shriek and suddenly I’m in the wrong menu & it’s Spanish.

MOTHER’S LAW: If you set an important document in plain view, it *will* get colored on.

Some nursery rhymes are a bit too close to home. “Old woman who lived in a shoe” & “Snakes & snails & puppy dogs’ tails,” I’m looking @ you.