I Am Equal to a 13 Year-Old


The rules for the volleyball league I’m playing in are kind of funny. They require that each team has a minimum of two women. (I’m proud to say that my team has only 2 men and we still kick boo-tay!) Anyway, the rules also state that a child who is 13 or younger may be substituted for a woman.
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!?! Are they saying that women suck!?! Since when does a fully grown smack-the-ball-in-your-face woman have equivalent worth to a 13 year-old??? Was women’s suffrage for naught?
Man, before we know it 13 year-olds will be able to vote.