Today, THREE PEOPLE on three separate occasions have seen me around town and said something like, “No baby yet?” or “Must be any day now,” or “I thought you’d have a baby by now.”
HELLO!?!?!?!?!?! I have eight weeks left until my due date!
And even worse, ALL THREE PEOPLE followed up their statements with some comment about how huge I look. “You look ready to pop!” or “But you’re so big!” or “Wow… it’s going to be a long couple of months with a belly like that!”
I told Josh I want to make a t-shirt with a little dry erase spot on it that says “Baby due in x days. If you comment on my size, you will receive a swift kick in the shins.” Or something like that.
I came home upset that people would say things like that. I analyzed my size in the mirror. I think I look fine (pic is me @ 32 weeks). I’m scared about how uncomfortable I am now and that I still have two months left to endure. But, I am happy that I get to endure them in the comfort of my own home.
Now I just have to think of clever comebacks for people who have no tact.