I spent 4 minutes getting ready this morning; just enough time for Lou to take one tiny bite out of each fresh apple in the bowl of 12. 🙁
CALEB: My class is “Bad Guys & their Relationships with Mathematics.” I’ll show 2 bad guys & you tell me greater than, less than, or equal.
LOU LOU: Knock, knock.
ME: Who’s there?
LOU: Woo.
ME: Woo who?
LOU (throws up her hands roller coaster style): WOO HOO!!!!!!
If you stand opposed to everything I believe in, I still might vote for you if you can forever abolish all of this clock-changing business.
Impromptu science lesson: we’re watching a red-tailed hawk eat one of our chickens. Predatorial bird hunting & digestion is awesome stuff.
Jack’s version of Proverbs 1:7: “Dah feah of the Lauwd is dah beginnin’ of knowledge; fools disguise wisdom and destruction.” Love it. <3
Sometimes Caleb alarms me when answering simple questions–
ME: Have you done this before?
CAL: No, at least not while here on planet earth.
FOOTBALL: (1) Someone is carrying inflated leather across a field while being chased; (2) Best time to go shopping because short lines, WOO!
Is your kid too sick to go out? I made myself a quick reference and thought I’d share it: stephlewis.com/2013/09/too-si…
You know those times when one of your kids is sick and you’re not sure if you should take them out in public or not? Well, it was making me batty and everyone seemed to have a different opinion on the topic. Know what I did? I researched it on the interwebs and put together Read More