LOU LOU: Knock, knock.
ME: Who’s there?
LOU: Woo.
ME: Woo who?
LOU (throws up her hands roller coaster style): WOO HOO!!!!!!

If you stand opposed to everything I believe in, I still might vote for you if you can forever abolish all of this clock-changing business.

Impromptu science lesson: we’re watching a red-tailed hawk eat one of our chickens. Predatorial bird hunting & digestion is awesome stuff.

Jack’s version of Proverbs 1:7: “Dah feah of the Lauwd is dah beginnin’ of knowledge; fools disguise wisdom and destruction.” Love it. <3

Sometimes Caleb alarms me when answering simple questions–
ME: Have you done this before?
CAL: No, at least not while here on planet earth.

FOOTBALL: (1) Someone is carrying inflated leather across a field while being chased; (2) Best time to go shopping because short lines, WOO!

Is your kid too sick to go out? I made myself a quick reference and thought I’d share it: stephlewis.com/2013/09/too-si…

Lou Lou has just sorted several bookshelves into two piles: books that have horses on the covers and books that are deemed unworthy.

Caleb just ended another tearful, passionate rant with “So WHY DON’T MICE HAVE ROLLER COASTER RIDES DESIGNED LIKE KITTY EARS??? WHY?!?!?”

Threatening to fart on my boys’ heads if they don’t go to sleep isn’t very effective. Turns out they think that idea is super awesome.