Along the same lines as Eddie, I thought I’d share my recent dreamland. I was at this place and I was not allowed to leave until I thought of a real word that started with “Transatlant–.” Well, I thought and thought. The only thing I could come up with was “Transatlanticdentalism.” I knew it wasn’t Read More
I had this really vivid dream last night that I was living in this strange place. It was similar to earth, only pretty much everything was made out of some kind of foamy-plastic. Anyway, I was talking with some people about how it was filled with sin and we were praying for our god to Read More
For spammers. I had this schweet dream last night (obviously a reflection of my deep deep hatred for spammers) that the government made it illegal to post spam on websites. They offered money for bringing them spammers. I went to my computer and my inbox was full of spam posted to my blog and I Read More
I told Josh about my dream last night and he was like, “Oh man, you totally have to blog about that.” I didn’t want to because I thought it was corny. But, we went shopping, and I bought past my quota in board shorts. So, this post is in payment to Josh for the error Read More